It’s “girl” not “gurl.” The plural is “girls,” not “gurlz.” And if someone is over eighteen, they’re not girls anymore, they are women.
It’s “email,” not “fe-mail.” Or “e-mail,” depending on who you ask.
“2” is not the same as “to” or “too,” but it is the same as “two.”
“Come” and “cum” are not the same thing.
A “trannie” is a gearbox on your car. Calling a transgendered person a “tranny” will either get a laugh or your ass whipped. You have been warned.
If you are texting, abbreviations are acceptable. If you are writing an instant message, a blog post, or an email, they are not.
Every word processor has a spell check function. So do most other text entry programs. Please use them.
typing everything in lowercase worked for e.e. cummings. you are not e.e. cummings. it’s an affectation if you use it. that or you’re a submissive, in which case, we’ll talk…
Yes, I use a lot of ellipses. It’s my affectation, live with it. I didn’t say I was perfect…
Class dismissed.